Tone asks the popular guy at the bar what his secret is, and he immediately tells him about FCM. THIS GUY IS OBVIOUSLY A DEALER. Any other guy would have attributed his popularity to his innate charm, great job, or huge dick. Only a dealer—and a skeezy fucking dealer at that—would admit to using a date rape drug so freely.
Obvious candidate for testing a date-rape drug? Yep, the dog. Who apparently becomes the canine version of the skeezball at the bar—”now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina”.
Tone’s next try with the FCM nets a human—Sheena. But wait, Sheena’s actually a man. For those of you keeping score at home, the FCM has netted Tone-Loc sexual encounters with his dog and with a cross-dresser of some sort. THIS DOESN’T STOP TONE-LOC.
Tone-Loc, desperate for a date, goes on the classic ’80s game show, The Love Connection. The date seems to be going well, until the date starts talking about marriage. FUCK NO, says Tone-Loc. And that’s what causes Tone-Loc to stop playing around with FCM. Not the bestiality, or accidentally fooling around with a cross-dressing dude, it’s THE GIRL WHO WANTS A RELATIONSHIP. That is the shit you just don’t fuck around with.
