August 2011
1 post
1 tag
teamcoco:
Behold, proof that Anne Hathaway can and will RAP YOUR FACE OFF.
no comment necessary.
July 2011
1 post
Some brief thoughts on the Funky Cold Medina...
Tone asks the popular guy at the bar what his secret is, and he immediately tells him about FCM. THIS GUY IS OBVIOUSLY A DEALER. Any other guy would have attributed his popularity to his innate charm, great job, or huge dick. Only a dealer—and a skeezy fucking dealer at that—would admit to using a date rape drug so freely.
Obvious candidate for testing a date-rape drug? Yep, the dog. Who...
June 2011
1 post
If you were wondering what kind of shit to buy me... →
also, the “make believe, not war” tshirt with the helmet + crayons picture would be more than acceptable.
May 2011
1 post
Killing it.
The internet is srsly killing it today. Allow me to demonstrate:
http://youtu.be/8T9VRexl0RI — Wu-Tang for kids!
http://youtu.be/g8OZsJokBB0 — Newt should always be covered in glitter.
http://textsfrompawnee.tumblr.com/ — God, this is beautiful.
http://www.fox.com/programming/shows/?sh=new-girl — So, I’m totally going to watch this, 1). because I’m a sucker for Zooey Deschanel, and...
September 2010
8 posts
Jim David: How Many Teens Have to Die Before Focus... →
stfuhomophobes:
rightsandhumanity:
Another teenager killed himself because of bullying and anti-gay harassment. This one was in Minnesota, and his name was Justin Aaberg. The local news report is here. School officials, wary of conservative protests, did nothing.
This comes on the heels of the suicide of another teenager in Indiana, one who never actually said whether he was gay but who was...
You would never, not in a million years, see a major pop star launch into a...
– Katy Perry sings “Ur So Gay” in revenge, remains offensive while doing so | AfterEllen.com (via sexisnottheenemy)
Dear Coke Talk: On grammar. →
dearcoketalk:
you shouldn’t be such a bitch about grammar. only uppity 15 year old ‘gifted’ girls who reblog harry potter do that. as long as one is intelligible, whatever dude. some of the greatest writers of all time have ignored many facets of grammar. it doesn’t make you an idiot. it just means you are…
Perfect.
August 2010
9 posts
Kanye West, Bon Iver Talk Collaboration
twentyfourbit:
Back in January of last year, Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon seized the moment in which Auto-Tuned jams ruled the pop charts by recording a decidedly shtick-less a cappella closing number with the pitch-bending software for his Blood Bank EP. As it turns out, the rumors Stereogum reported the other day were true: the song, “Woods” (stream below), caught the ears of Auto-Tune fiend Kanye...
Dear Coke Talk: On drill baby drill. →
What do you think about the phrase “Drill, baby, drill”?
The etymology of the phrase “drill, baby, drill” is derived from the legendary words attributed to Bill Epton, a militant black activist who was jailed for uttering “burn, baby, burn” in response to the Harlem riots of 1964.
Forty-four…
Good god, everyone, please read this.
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
10 posts
The single greatest live blog the world has ever... →
kevinslane:
Brit sportswriter Xan Brooks over at The Guardian had the misfortune of covering the longest tennis match in history today. Lucky for us, he blogged about it. Start reading the live blog at the 2:45 entry and see why no matter how hard we try, Americans will never top the British in comedy.
“The Isner-Mahut battle is… tennis’s equivalent of Waiting For Godot, in ...
Mundt-cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
This could definitely be a story about how social networking slowly infiltrated every aspect of one person’s sense of identity. I don’t think it is, though. I think the real story starts with a quote from a mediocre song by an unknown band that appeared and disappeared during that huge explosion of punk/emo bands in 2004. See, long ago, I used to run a Blogspot. Then I got a little...
Sometimes we cry out, en masse, to a faceless god and a cold, indifferent...
– Full article here. Sooo good.
i love the way nic cage says my name.
I don’t care what that says about me as a person.
And can someone with the technical skills/free time make a .gif file of Nic Cage yelling, “Hey, Mundt!” from Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans. If you did that, I’d probably name my next kid after you. Or offer you sexual favors. Or both.
There also may be another conversation that needs to be had about why...
Awesome. →
I love this quite a bit.
May 2010
13 posts
OMG. →
Greatest. Interview. Ever. For real. Not even kidding. I’m srs. Really, I mean it. Srsly.
“When an alien lives with you in your land, do...
kevinslane:
fittythebone:
Thank you Chase. This is fantastic.
LOLviticus.
Aim Low
Goals for tonight:
Avoid watching reality tv.
Get so drunk that I can’t feel feelings anymore.
Move on to whatever prescription/over-the-counter/miscellaneous other substances I can find.
Listen to some Bright Eyes.
Destroy the “depressed drunk” curve.
April 2010
34 posts
4 tags
Almatic & Justin Fucking Beiber
I’m never sure whether listening to the song “Made U Look” from DJ Swindle’s Almatic is a good thing or a bad thing for my musical tastes. On one hand, you put Nas (AWESOME) with Al Green (ALSO AWESOME) and it’s no surprise that it’s EVEN MORE AWESOME. The problem is that I think that song bleeds so much AWESOMEness all over Ludacris’s one verse that it...
azizisbored:
MTV Movie Awards Promo: Who is Aziz AnsarI?
Featuring Kristen Bell, Sarah Silverman, Diddy, and Zac Efron
So, this video makes me 8000x more likely to watch the MTV awards. Of course, I still won’t watch them because 0 times 8000 still equals 0.
Imagine a city where graffiti wasn’t illegal, a city where everybody could draw...
– Bansky (via neblina)
Most of the modern cities are rubbish.
(via booklover)