May 2012
9 posts
April 2012
10 posts
There is no "most beautiful person of the year." ...
Bullshit. Have you fucking seen Ryan Gosling?
2 tags
2 tags
“Disliking hip-hop doesn’t make you a racist any more than liking hip-hop makes...”
– Jack Hamilton, “America Is Dying Slowly: Talking About Hip-Hop After Trayvon Martin” (Good)
March 2012
6 posts
The Patron Saint of Irony and Assholes
I was looking around for a writing sample for a resume and stumbled across this piece I wrote a while ago, but I’m not sure if I ever posted it anywhere. Enjoy.
The Patron Saint of Irony and Assholes
I tell everyone that I joined the army for the college money. But I think I really joined because I was searching for some romantic myth to justify my politics. In the end, the only real...
Neil Gaiman: The Difference Between Private and... →
robertreich:
Republicans have morality upside down. Santorum, Gingrich, and even Romney are barnstorming across the land condemning gay marriage, abortion, out-of-wedlock births, access to contraception, and the wall separating church and state.
But America’s problem isn’t a breakdown in…
Dear Coquette: On fucking the police. →
dearcoquette:
You keep bringing up the mantra fuck the police. I agree that the police can and do abuse their power and that reform should be an ongoing and continuous process. I also agree that the police are forced to enforce unjust laws that have led to an overcrowded and unsustainable prison system….
Absolutely perfect explanation.
August 2011
1 post
1 tag
Watchteamcoco:
Behold, proof that Anne Hathaway can and will RAP YOUR FACE OFF.
no comment necessary.
July 2011
1 post
Some brief thoughts on the Funky Cold Medina...
Tone asks the popular guy at the bar what his secret is, and he immediately tells him about FCM. THIS GUY IS OBVIOUSLY A DEALER. Any other guy would have attributed his popularity to his innate charm, great job, or huge dick. Only a dealer—and a skeezy fucking dealer at that—would admit to using a date rape drug so freely.
Obvious candidate for testing a date-rape drug? Yep, the dog. Who...
June 2011
1 post
If you were wondering what kind of shit to buy me... →
also, the “make believe, not war” tshirt with the helmet + crayons picture would be more than acceptable.
May 2011
1 post
Killing it.
The internet is srsly killing it today. Allow me to demonstrate:
http://youtu.be/8T9VRexl0RI — Wu-Tang for kids!
http://youtu.be/g8OZsJokBB0 — Newt should always be covered in glitter.
http://textsfrompawnee.tumblr.com/ — God, this is beautiful.
http://www.fox.com/programming/shows/?sh=new-girl — So, I’m totally going to watch this, 1). because I’m a sucker for Zooey Deschanel, and...
September 2010
8 posts
Jim David: How Many Teens Have to Die Before Focus... →
stfuhomophobes:
rightsandhumanity:
Another teenager killed himself because of bullying and anti-gay harassment. This one was in Minnesota, and his name was Justin Aaberg. The local news report is here. School officials, wary of conservative protests, did nothing.
This comes on the heels of the suicide of another teenager in Indiana, one who never actually said whether he was gay but who was...
“You would never, not in a million years, see a major pop star launch into a...”
– Katy Perry sings “Ur So Gay” in revenge, remains offensive while doing so | AfterEllen.com (via sexisnottheenemy)
Dear Coke Talk: On grammar. →
dearcoketalk:
you shouldn’t be such a bitch about grammar. only uppity 15 year old ‘gifted’ girls who reblog harry potter do that. as long as one is intelligible, whatever dude. some of the greatest writers of all time have ignored many facets of grammar. it doesn’t make you an idiot. it just means you are…
Perfect.
fuckyeahmashups:
Doctordude - Tik Tok Together...
August 2010
9 posts
Kanye West, Bon Iver Talk Collaboration
twentyfourbit:
Back in January of last year, Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon seized the moment in which Auto-Tuned jams ruled the pop charts by recording a decidedly shtick-less a cappella closing number with the pitch-bending software for his Blood Bank EP. As it turns out, the rumors Stereogum reported the other day were true: the song, “Woods” (stream below), caught the ears of Auto-Tune fiend Kanye...
rachaelmaddux:
Jill Andrews - Always Be Sorry...
Dear Coke Talk: On drill baby drill. →
What do you think about the phrase “Drill, baby, drill”?
The etymology of the phrase “drill, baby, drill” is derived from the legendary words attributed to Bill Epton, a militant black activist who was jailed for uttering “burn, baby, burn” in response to the Harlem riots of 1964.
Forty-four…
Good god, everyone, please read this.
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
10 posts
The single greatest live blog the world has ever... →
kevinslane:
Brit sportswriter Xan Brooks over at The Guardian had the misfortune of covering the longest tennis match in history today. Lucky for us, he blogged about it. Start reading the live blog at the 2:45 entry and see why no matter how hard we try, Americans will never top the British in comedy.
“The Isner-Mahut battle is… tennis’s equivalent of Waiting For Godot, in ...
