of course you want to read about me.
Dale is a 26 year old husband, father, veteran, and almond milk enthusiast. He enjoys:
- $3 bottles of wine
- $9 six-packs of beer
- banjo-centered folk music
- early ’90s gangsta rap
- velveeta macaroni & cheese
- organic cigarettes
- Arrested Development
- referring to himself in the 3rd person
- vicodin
- burritos
- post-Marxist critical theory
- vampire paperbacks
- made for TV movies
- graffiti
- mashups
- pirating stuff
